I've decided that I'm going to eat something. I haven't eaten in a couple days due to depression. ): So, I ate a hamburger for dinner today. Eh. My stomach is churning still, but it's fine. I think I'll have a drink, too. Not like alcohol. Hugs, not drugs. Crack is whack. I'm going to drink some milk in a moment. I'll be right back.

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It's okay. I'm back; no need to miss me anymore. So anyway, I've decided to start off every journal with an inspiring quote / a quote that expresses my mood. What do you guys think?

Leave me a comment if you care. I like comments. More than favourites. So if you would, could you comment and fave? Is that okay? Thanks, friends. I love you all so much.

Art status;



I like to draw things for people. If I get enough requests, I'll put up a point commission pricing sheet, since if I get a lot of requests, people must like my art.



Once again, I just like to draw for people. I also like gift art, so this is a win-win for me.



Now this one... This one depends. I usually don't do collaborations. I might, but I usually don't. Don't be afraid to ask, though!



I haven't decided on prices yet, but I can promise that they won't go higher than 100 points.



Yes. They're open. But they're a surprises c: That's the point of gifts. You don't really know what they are, nor when you're going to recieve them. Except holiday presents.

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I've decided not to do kiribans anymore. I mean, if not many people are going to worry about, why bother? Personal preferences FTW.

Randomness:

[x] – You like cheese.
[  ] – You hate peanuts. (Why you be hatin'?)
[  ] – You agree that this quiz is random.
[  ] – You have farted today. (Nope. I actually don't fart... well occasionally. But otherwise no.)
[x] – You have choked on something.
[x] – You are a writer.
[  ] – You smoke.
[x] – You like to swim. (Yup.)
[  ] – You have farted more than once today.
[x] – You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 5

[x] – You have lied more than 10 times.
[  ] – You are an only child.
[x] – You have more than 3 pets.
[  ] – You prefer water to other drinks. (No, not really.)
[  ] – You are an alcoholic.
[x] – You are under 20 years old.
[  ] – You are over 25 years old.
[x] – You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] – You like jewelry. (Watches!)
[  ] – Your favorite music genre is rock. (Meh. More like second.)
TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[  ] – You weigh more than 140 lbs. (LOLWUT)
[  ] – You like pirates.
[x] – You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (Death Note)
[  ] – You take a prescription drug every day.
[  ] – You have a job.
[x] – You live with your parents.
[x] – You like to eat eggs. (Shaken, not stirred.)
[x] – You have a religion. (Not to be offensive to anyone. But I'm an Atheist.)
[  ] – You dress stranger than other people. (Not that I'm aware of)
TOTAL SO FAR = 14

[  ] – You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] – You have eaten something odd before. (I've had expired milk from McDonald's. Gross.)
[  ] – You are bad at math. (I'm actually pretty good at math.)
[/] – You love electronics. (...Maybe. I like my Nintendo DS and all, and my laptop is nice too, but I love to read.)
[x] – Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] – You cuss a lot.
[ ] – You believe in aliens.
[x] – You play video games.
[ ] – You have low self-esteem.
[ ] – You carry a purse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 18

[  ] – You like fire.
[  ] – You have fainted or passed out before.
[  ] – You have a high school diploma.
[x] – You live in America.
[  ] – You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[  ] – You consider yourself a nerd.
[  ] – You have tried chewing tobacco.
[  ] – You are a conspiracy theorist.
[  ] – You sleep in the nude.
[  ] – You will ask people to do this.
TOTAL SO FAR = 19

[x] – You have imagined yourself being famous. (♫ Written in the stars~ ♫ *-*)
[x] – You own a stuffed animal. (Do I won "a" stuffed animal? I won ALL stuffed animals.)
[x] – You like watermelon. (WHAT KIND OF STUPID QUESTION IS THIS.)
[  ] – You live in Europe.
[  ] – You have a fetish for something.
[  ] – You fidget a lot.
[  ] – You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[/] – You won't ask others to do this quiz.
[x] – You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] – You have a brother. (Two. *grunt*)
TOTAL SO FAR = 24

[  ] – You can cook well.
[x] – You like to party.
[x] – You are a bad dancer. (I don't dance often, so I wouldn't no. But I will kick your ass at Dance Dance Revolution or Just Dance c: )
[  ] – You are a professional dancer.
[x] – You have crossed paths with a black cat. (My grandma used to have a black cat.)
[x] – You have a friend that you think is crazy. (Oh, not just one.)
[x] – You have under 10 good, close friends.
[  ] – You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] – You have run away from something. (A spider XD)
[x] – You have watched the movie: "X Men 3″
TOTAL SO FAR = 31

[  ] – You like to mix soft drinks together. (Um, ew. No.)
[  ] – You have done an odd experiment.
[x] – People have stared at you oddly in public. (Once I had the bright idea to wear a fake lip ring and pajama pants to Wal-Mart one time. It was awesome.)
[x] – Your grandmothers are still alive.
[  ] – You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] – You hate to be forced to do things.
[  ] – You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[  ] – You have a dA subscription.
[  ] – Your hair is brown. Natural color.
[x] – You love to eat candy. (Who doesn't?)
TOTAL SO FAR = 35

[x] – You have dressed up for Halloween. (ALWAYS. I will continue to dress up for Halloween until they stop making costumes in my size.)
[  ] – You love cats.
[x] – You got this survey from a female. (~Bluesneakerxoxo)
[x] – You have a quirky personality. (Totally.)
[  ] – You are a coffee addict. (Coffee tastes nasty.)
[x] – You live near a body of water. (I live by Jacksonville Beach.)
[x] – You have had a toothache. (Yep.)
[x] – You currently need to go to the bathroom.
[x] – You use the term: "Epic Fail". (Hell yeah!)
GRAND TOTAL = 42

Add up your total score and post a status like this: "I'm a (Write your answer here)"

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanit